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Jiggly Justin

"Jiggly Justin" is an elderly male species, whom is incredibly, incredibly overweight... If you are known as "Jiggly Justin" you are automatically subjected to absurd amounts of mental and physical abuse, from your beloved children and lover, which is incredibly dehumanising. You will never be allowed to eat at McDonald's again, and for the rest of your life, you will have to wear a t-shirt that discriminates your size. Beware... Even if you are what is unanimously known as being a "healthy weight" you will still be bullied as "Jiggly Justin". Moreover, it is also the title of an incredibly humorous group chat on Instagram!
"Did you see Jiggly Justin over there..." (which translates to "Did you see that fat man over there...")
"My Dad is no longer allowed to eat, because he is Jiggly Justin" (which would be yourself suggesting that your Dad does not deserve to eat due to his obesity). Disclaimer: do not fat shame others, apart from if your name is Sabre, or Sockie, or Biggy, or Naz, or Slendermum...
by Flushed Away Froose April 15, 2020
mugGet the Jiggly Justinmug.

Justin

Is a poes
The Justin had too much to drink again.
by Matress88 September 1, 2021
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Justin

Bait name used before "yo mama"
Someone: Sup, do you know Justin from the hub?
Friend: Justin who?
Someone: Justin yo mama
by CrackCracker May 18, 2022
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Justin

Really awesome person that everyone wants to be friends with
John is a justin, because everyone wants to be his friend.
by gummybearsareawesome November 22, 2019
mugGet the Justinmug.

Justin Bieber

most beautiful and Talented Person on this Planet! he is hot af and needs to fuck me asap bc bitch you make me weak like a sheep
by fresherthanababy January 1, 2017
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Justin

He is a small person... he is also spooky
Justin is spooky
by That big nigga tyler December 2, 2019
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Justin

Justin is a absolute animal. An absolute animal in bed just an absolute animal with the girls.
Justin gets along with everyone unless you pissed him off or your just dumb or ugly. If you piss him off or he hates you good chance he will want to fight you but all around Justin is a great guy and a straight up animal with girls.
Wow that Justin is quiet an Animal
by AnimalJustin October 20, 2019
mugGet the Justinmug.

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