Jake is an ungrateful bitch who will leave you for another girl. No matter what you do he will push you away and be a bitch to you. You can try to be his friend but all he will do is break you and make you cry. He is so ungrateful, when you try to help him he’ll say he’s fine then just go off on you. Don’t trust or be friends with a guy named Jake.
Leah: are you okay?
Jake: yeah
Leah: You sure?
Jake:*gets mad and goes off on her*
Leah: Yeah I am mad because you are so ungreatful and you can’t take anything serious. You keep on calling her my bf and a furry which she isn’t neither of them so stop.
Jake: Stfu and u wonder why no one wants to date ur retarded suicidal ass
Jake: yeah
Leah: You sure?
Jake:*gets mad and goes off on her*
Leah: Yeah I am mad because you are so ungreatful and you can’t take anything serious. You keep on calling her my bf and a furry which she isn’t neither of them so stop.
Jake: Stfu and u wonder why no one wants to date ur retarded suicidal ass
by Immacrackyyy May 8, 2020
Get the Jakemug. A scum fuck, who has scammed his massive child audience out of their parents money, no less than 3 times now, who also claimed that anxiety and depression don't really exist and are all in your head, as well as making a diss track on teachers, who did nothing wrong, are way too underpaid to deal with the kids he's turning against them, and who only try their best to help their students grow and be successful. As if that wasn't enough, a teacher came out with a response, also a diss track, and showed the blonde Ohio brat up with the line "some of these kids see me, more than their own dads". Embarrassed and disgraced, he then shifted to calling out "internet bullies" like Cody Ko and Noel Miller, two comedians who have single handedly kept Jake relevant.
As of writing this at the start of 2020, it is a common opinion that Jake Paul is less mature, more petty and childish, and more of a scumbag than his brother, Logan Paul, who, after filming a dead body and setting the internet ablaze, appears to have matured into a better, more responsible, more respectful person, than his brother, who is still attempting to remain relevant by stealing from his audience.
TLDR, someone who is worse than any combination of politicians, dictators, and serial killers imaginable.
As of writing this at the start of 2020, it is a common opinion that Jake Paul is less mature, more petty and childish, and more of a scumbag than his brother, Logan Paul, who, after filming a dead body and setting the internet ablaze, appears to have matured into a better, more responsible, more respectful person, than his brother, who is still attempting to remain relevant by stealing from his audience.
TLDR, someone who is worse than any combination of politicians, dictators, and serial killers imaginable.
"Bro, did you see Tommy at that party the other day?"
"Totally. Wasn't he begging for sympathy and money by pretending he had cancer and alzheimers?"
"Yeah, that's the guy. He was being such a Jake Paul."
"Totally. Wasn't he begging for sympathy and money by pretending he had cancer and alzheimers?"
"Yeah, that's the guy. He was being such a Jake Paul."
by TetsuchiYamashiro March 9, 2020
Get the Jake Paulmug. by fuckyoukidyoureadick November 30, 2019
Get the jake camponellamug. by Im a ant September 24, 2020
Get the jakemug. jakevelox - to forcibly threaten someone to rub your pussy, to use your power to threaten someone to fucking kill themself
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by Aezerix June 7, 2018
Get the Jake Veloxmug. Jake is Bright lad with high intelligence but most of all a loyal guy who will do anything for a mate or a lass, He knows what’s what when it comes to fashion and clothing because he will be wearing it and it will noticable from a mile away.If you have a Jake in your life wouldn’t let it him go to waste because you're extremely lucky.
by WagwanJackson August 9, 2018
Get the Jakemug. A tube, often made of clear plastic, used to transfer fecal material from the anus of one partner, to the anus of another, for the purpose of sexual gratification. -see also Jaketube
by Jacob Tuber November 18, 2018
Get the jake tubemug.