by Keht October 8, 2018
Get the hipster shits mug.The act of raising one's knees while on the commode, leaving only the tippy-toes on the floor. The resulting position resembles a plie squat with feet in pointe, and isolates nerve endings in the sphincter to provide heightened sensation. This technique is preferred by those who enjoy butt-play as part of sex, especially during masturbation.
Spencer's boss complained about the amount of time he spends on the toilet, until Spencer explained he's a shit ballerina.
by Shoobastank September 9, 2019
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Get the chimney this shit mug.Like a shit sandwich but, due to cost cutting and non caring management, you only get one bit of bread.
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Get the Sushi Shit mug.Free shitting is the art of litterally taking a shit wherever one damn well pleases. for example, you walk outside see a place you feel like taking a shit, so you remove your pants and force the shit out wherever you fucking want and walk on like a badass.
Expert or competetive free shitters can drop rather than remove their pants and forcefully even explosively free shit in a methodlogy that doesnt require any wiping of shit from anal areas.
Usually expert or competitive free shitters can cause a fecal explosion within seconds and walk on without as little as a batted eyelid. If one was to closely examine the Anus whilst undertaking free shitting, it would look more like a mouth, projectile vomiting fecal matter out in a powerful fountain.
But an amateur must not force free shitting too quickly or risk a prolapse or terrifying mess, covering themselves and or loved ones in shit.
Expert or competetive free shitters can drop rather than remove their pants and forcefully even explosively free shit in a methodlogy that doesnt require any wiping of shit from anal areas.
Usually expert or competitive free shitters can cause a fecal explosion within seconds and walk on without as little as a batted eyelid. If one was to closely examine the Anus whilst undertaking free shitting, it would look more like a mouth, projectile vomiting fecal matter out in a powerful fountain.
But an amateur must not force free shitting too quickly or risk a prolapse or terrifying mess, covering themselves and or loved ones in shit.
The Free Shitting man walked past our house, stopped on the footpath and within a matter of seconds there was a giant turd on the ground.
Upon looking up he was already walking away. That man was a free shit expert.
Upon looking up he was already walking away. That man was a free shit expert.
by esssssjaaayy March 9, 2018
Get the free shitting mug.Rumble shits is a natural phenomena that can not be forced/nor predicted. Seconds before you're about to drop a deuce, a series of loud, echoing flatulents exit the ass. Scientists believe that rumble shits exist merely to prep the butthole for the events that follow.
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