Example of a dad joke:
“Dad I’m hungy”
(Inhales)
“HI HUNGY, IM DAD”
“dad you haven’t fed me in three days”
“Dad I’m hungy”
(Inhales)
“HI HUNGY, IM DAD”
“dad you haven’t fed me in three days”
by Snek_ June 12, 2021

A dad is a person that says he is going out to get milk and doesn't come back. It must be some pretty good milk?
by Kaito Kaminari October 25, 2019

by AK47Eugene February 1, 2017

A man who has impregnated your mother and made you, he pays the bills, takes care of what a man does for his family and spends time with his children. Dad is hard-working, head-strong caring and protective of his family.
Son: Hey dad can we go to the park?
Dad: Ok do you want to learn to throw a ball?
Son: Yes dad please teach me how!
Dad: Ok do you want to learn to throw a ball?
Son: Yes dad please teach me how!
by Theblessing July 22, 2020

Some Vato from 18 Street who went to go get the finest bread from Mexico 7 years ago. Angel’s still waiting on that bread and for him to sign his birth certificate.
by Jake2798 June 17, 2018
