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Braydon

To define a Braydon, I will start with the positives. Braydons tend to be taller than average, slightly more attractive, and are really athletic. Braydons are for the most part, humble. But Braydons are also arrogant cocky braggarts who find no shame in flaunting their athletic ability. Braydons tend to find no shame in taking first, as well as making you feel like literal dirt for not getting first. Overall, they are ok to be around, but they suck huge donkey nuts.
Wow your acting like a true Braydon
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Brandin'

Wearing or buying something you may or may not like because of it being a specific brand.
Ughh i hate this, but... its AE so im just going to go Brandin'
by singletilldeath.com August 30, 2009
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Brandino

This specific definition of Brandino is defined when a Garry's mod Community Owner will attempt to manipulate people. Another term used for "Brandino" is a human that will consume large amounts of McDonald's and will ultimately gain large quantities of weight. A "Brandino" will also spend large amounts of money for games that he wont even play or wait a considerable amount of time to play them. "Brandino" will commonly manipulate other people and attempt to pursue females of the age of 14. Other names for this "human" are Bran, Bran Flakes, Barndino, and Barndino the Gnome-Fucker.
Yesterday I encountered a Brandino holding up a long line at McDonald's with his orders.
by IizAderpyWiffle December 8, 2017
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Brando

A little scrub who likes sherk memes and sucks sherks ear all the way and loves x rays
Brando is ugly
by Mendo0220 October 23, 2018
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Braedon

Braedon, a manipulative cheating boy, licenseless and diplomaless . He can’t hold a girl for longer then two weeks. Nor can he resist to cheat on them with fat, ugly, tall, bunion, bitchy, thin haired girls. He also can’t resist the urge (when he’s jealous) to use his girlfriends, then go on to ignore them on months end. He can’t change his mentality, physic or how he acts. His girlfriend finally breaks up with him, after all of the crap that he added to her already crappy life, and instead of being her friend like he told her prior to her breaking up with him. He blocks her multiple times. Later after 4 months of having her blocked he unblocks her, he goes to pretend that he was extremely ‘emotionally abused’ by his ex. Then gets jealous and calls said ex ‘loose’ as if he ever took female sex organ anatomy, ps, he didn’t.

Moral of the story, he deserves anything that happens to him in the next 5 years, because you can’t just go around and crap on peoples already shitty lives just because your parents don’t discipline you.
Hey did you hear about that girl named E***** and her ex Braedon?

Oh yea! He treated her like fucking shit! As if he'd ever understand how exhausting her life is
by x.X2233 November 27, 2021
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brendon's ball

Since that to call "mine" is not permitted in soccer, one must name the player to recieve the ball. When one forgets one's own name (often happening to a goalie who has had one too many kicks to the head) yelling "Brendon's Ball!" is the same as claiming it for yourself. The "Brendon" was originally Brendon McCullum, wicketkeeper for the New Zealand Black Caps.
"Defence, defence, mark up, she's taking a shot!"

"Shit, never mind, mi- oh, Brendon's Ball!"
by Chishie May 9, 2007
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Brendon Urie

Person 1:”have you heard of our lord and savior brendon urie?”
Person 2:”yes,and i hate him. what a stupid idiot

person 2 is the sensible one.
by lukateto12 July 31, 2019
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