Irish Battery

Shoving a potato up someones ass.

Old Jimmy Mcgill was feeling a lil tired so Seamus overthere gave him an Irish Battery and now hes filming season 6.- Jack Murphy

by Fucku Biden September 9, 2021

Seniorita beater

Term for san miguel, strong Spanish lager and reference to Stella (known as wife beater)

I’ll have another seniorita beater…

by Noj83 September 21, 2021

fanny batter

A female cricketer - used since the woke MCC decided to use the word batter for male and female cricketers.

So the gender / sex of the cricketer can be distinguished a batsman is now a batter & a female batsman is now a "fanny batter".

Hey Bruce did you see that the way the ball hit the fanny batter in the Oval last night?

Yes she was mid stroke when the ball smacked her chin guard

by Dicky Mint September 23, 2021

Pumpkin beater

A handjob whilst having ones dick in a pumpkin

This bitch was given me a crazy pumpkin beater the other night it was wild.

by Papa7118389991010 October 21, 2021

Bootyhole Beater

When you try to fist someone's ass hole but your fist is too big.

Man, you're a bootyhole beater.

by One guy who is chillin' November 11, 2021

Buzzer beater

When you manage to squat over the toilet just before defecating.

“Oh man that was a buzzer beater. Those hot wings snuck up on me quick”

by Phlegm13 November 16, 2021

Wife Beater

The lager formerly known as Stella Artois.

Dean has had too many Wife Beaters and is going to batter Sheila.

by Big Sniff November 23, 2021