“You should name your bird Twitter! Cuz ya know, your bird is blue.”
“Too late, I already named him Blueberry.”
“*Aggresive grunting*”
“Too late, I already named him Blueberry.”
“*Aggresive grunting*”
by Book bfb November 9, 2021
Get the Twitter mug.When someone has delved into the recesses of twitter and start becoming infected with the obligatory "Twitter brain" where they make hypocritical or geopolitical statements with little to no grounding.
Woman: You can't say retard or the F slur! That's only for austists and/or gay men and the like to use because its been used against them!
Man: But I am autistic and gay, I just don't care to show it.
Woman: YOU SHOULD OWN BEING GAY AND HAVING AUTISM HOW ELSE WILL PEOPLE KNOW YOU CAN USE WORDS???
Man: I should want people to know what I have so they can know whether or not to police me? Twitter rot moment.
Man: But I am autistic and gay, I just don't care to show it.
Woman: YOU SHOULD OWN BEING GAY AND HAVING AUTISM HOW ELSE WILL PEOPLE KNOW YOU CAN USE WORDS???
Man: I should want people to know what I have so they can know whether or not to police me? Twitter rot moment.
by Shwubblz, the Dictionary man November 11, 2021
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A place where you get unliked for existing (usually known as being Cancelled) Twitter is usually the home of fatherless children.
by MileClemets November 14, 2021
Get the Twitter mug.you lose brain cells naturally but when you use twitter for more than 2 hours a day then you know you lose brain cells way quicker. its a giant website full of really dumb people and celebrities being able to somehow make comments on things that somehow get to everywhere, I don't even use twitter and I know the last thing elon musk tweeted.
on twitter everyone is offended by something and wants you to be understanding but at some point people put trigger warnings for CAPS or kitchen appliances or god knows
gimmick accounts are great tho
on twitter everyone is offended by something and wants you to be understanding but at some point people put trigger warnings for CAPS or kitchen appliances or god knows
gimmick accounts are great tho
autistic friend 1: "I just made a tweet about how we are going to burger king"
me: "you use twitter?, that makes a lot of sense"
me: "you use twitter?, that makes a lot of sense"
by cosmicretard August 9, 2021
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Person 2: "Yeah he was getting really twittered over people who make roblox games"
Person 2: "Yeah he was getting really twittered over people who make roblox games"
by Jeofii August 12, 2021
Get the Twittered mug.A twitterhead is a person that gets offended by everything and tries to cancel everything that breathes on this earth, while having a conversation with a twitterhead you can't be entitled to ur own opinion unless u want to be canceled.
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'Oh how dare u say guys and not mention the other genders??? U should be canceled i'm shaking right now' ~ A twitterhead in 2021
'Oh how dare u say guys and not mention the other genders??? U should be canceled i'm shaking right now' ~ A twitterhead in 2021
by Smiley% August 20, 2021
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