Shit coma

when you shit so hard that you fall asleep while shitting

I shit so hard that I went into shit coma on the bowl

by ASAP Juul August 10, 2017

UD that shit

to search for a word on urbandictionary.

you can also say: google that shit(search for something on google) or youtube that shit.(look up a video on youtube)

Mike: what the hell is an alaskan firedragon?
Mark: i don't know. UD that shit.
Mike: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Mark: thats awesome!

by ajtheslightlyoverweightguy September 10, 2009

Phoenix That Shit

take something old and make it new again. but phoenix the shit out of it. Make it so new that it makes you bow at the mere thought of its presence.

Re-gifting also works here too. What are we going to do for gifts for the neighbors?

"I dont know, what did they get us last year?"

"They got us a magazine rack."

"Then phoenix that shit."

"bombing on stage? well get your balls son, and phoenix that shit right up!"

by Headcircus August 21, 2012

Shit Bruschetta

Like a shit sandwich but, due to cost cutting and non caring management, you only get one bit of bread.

Despite working hard, the boss delivered another shit Bruschetta

by Dougietwoshoes May 14, 2017

Shit Cold

/SHit-kōld/
adjective
1. Of or at a low or relatively low temperature, especially when compared with the human excrement.
2. When its so cold outside that your shit freezes inside of you.
3. May be used in it's derogative term examples of shit cold; food, weather, constipation due to freezing temperatures, a person, place, or thing.

The temperature outside is Shit Cold!

I really can't stay (Baby it's shit cold outside)

I gotta go away (Baby it's shit cold outside)

Do you want to build a snowman? (It's shit cold!)
Girl you colder than cold you SHIT COLD!

by Ddaaavvviiidd March 4, 2019

bitchin shit

When something is sweet or out rages

Wow! taste this bitchin shit.

thats some bitchin shit.

by Ryan W A Jones February 15, 2009

rumble shits

Rumble shits is a natural phenomena that can not be forced/nor predicted. Seconds before you're about to drop a deuce, a series of loud, echoing flatulents exit the ass. Scientists believe that rumble shits exist merely to prep the butthole for the events that follow.

Wow, I think I just had Rumble Shits.

by Father Jerry March 2, 2017