Porn Volume Threshold (PVT)

The maximum volume level one would use on their computer while enjoying pornography privately

Hey man, I can hear those girls screaming from the other room you need to adjust your Porn Volume Threshold (PVT)

by D4soni March 15, 2011

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Slam Pig Cuck Porn

Porn that you only watch during sex with an attractive women when you are trying not to cum. This type of porn normally consists of flaccid black men tag teaming overweight tattoo riddled white women while thier husbands sit in the corner eating nerds and pulling on thier tiny cocks.

Man: O shit baby! Your ass is so hot that I’m not gonna be able to hold out for you to cum again!

Attractive women: Hurry up and turn on that Slam Pig Cuck Porn of Bort & Big K!

by Johnny be good 69 February 18, 2022

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I luv MIDGET PORN and MIDGET PORN luvs me

This pretty well sum up my relationship with MIDGET PORN.

SHRINK: " ... and how does that make you feel?"

SHORTY (not my real name): "Well, I LUV MIDGET PORN AND MIDGET PORN LUVS ME."

SHRINK: " And how is that working for you?"

by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006

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game level porn star

When you have video game music playing in the background and you are having sex at the speed of a VCR tape being fast forwarded, then you ejaculate all over your partner who just lays there from exhaustion for a few minutes.

How was your night? Awesome......what did you do? Game Level Porn Star....!! *High fives happen*

by Bdawg July 22, 2015

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