Sock Birthday

when you suddenly get way more socks than you thought was possible

dude 1: whered u get all those socks?
dude 2: had my sock birthday yesterday!

by socksrocksocksrock March 22, 2010

creepy uncle socks

Over the ankle white sport socks worn with Men's Clarks Cotrell Step Slip-On Shoes.

Creepy Uncle Jim wears creepy uncle socks and embarrasses me.

by HLJJ65 February 04, 2020

chocolate sock puppet

the act in partaking in anal sex with different socks as condoms, and afterwords turning off all the lights except for a lamp and putting on a puppet show for all your friends as a trophy.

next show starts in 20 minutes!!!

Whats it about?
its about a magical land ware Mr. chocolate sock puppet gets kidnapped and taken away from his family.

by lykaboss August 02, 2011

sock glove

to unintentionaly prevent someone from getting laid

that fag is a sock glove

by iusedtolikepoptarts January 18, 2010

Battle Sock

A sock used for male masturbations filled with male ejaculation

Oh hey I found my old battle sock.

by killjoygnomes January 26, 2025

Battle Sock

A sock that has hardened from male ejactulation.

Oh man i found my old battle sock.

by killjoygnomes January 26, 2025

Sock Cucker

One who fucks one sock in front of the other sock to make the other sock jealous.

"Chadly's an experienced sock cucker. He mostly cucks lefty socks nowadays."

by Sasquatch Caukphart June 22, 2019