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Chief Scout's Golden Award aka 'The Tupperware Badge'

It is incorrectly thought that the highest accolade a cub can get is the Silver Award. However, if you are made air tight by Akela and, ideally, two members of the Catholic church (if not possible then Baloo and Bagheera will suffice) then the Golden Award/Tupperware

Badge will be yours..
Little Jimmy found the experience a little uncomfortable and couldn't look Akela in the eye thereafter but was so proud to join the elite few that year that were given the Chief Scout's Golden Award aka 'The Tupperware Badge'
by Special Dan July 12, 2024
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Czech golden shower

When you get showered in hot brass from a VZ-61 submachine gun.
The VZ-61 fires so fast, it gave me a Czech golden shower.
by stripes1331 November 17, 2022
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robert golden

by DontMessWithMyFriends October 27, 2017
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Golden horse

When you sit on your partners back saddle-style while they are on all fours and pee on them.
Customer asks "hypothetically if I wanted to sit on my partners back and pee on them, will this flooring be ok with the overflow?"
Home Depot employee "you mean a golden horse? Yeah, this tile will work great."
by SaucyD July 23, 2016
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Golden Gate

A reclined 69 position. The man lies down. The woman is on top of the man (face sitting) and leans back like a bridge to perform fellatio, while the man performs cunnilingus.
You need to be flexible to make the Golden Gate
by WhoUsesTheirRealName? September 19, 2021
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The Golden Spider

This man is the star of many twelve year olds wet dreams, and the king of gaming, people who reject this definition are most likely old paedophiles that don't like him...
Me: Check out The Golden Spider's newest video!
Him: It's just a bunch of gaming videos, there all the same...
by Buttingboii321 October 24, 2018
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Golden-Alpaca Moment

When a serious or heartfelt moment is undercut by something absurd or nonsensical.

This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.
My brother Kevin had a hell of a Golden-Alpaca Moment at the wedding. He shat himself directly into the sky when it was his turn to say "I Do."
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.
by BaronVonBunghole April 15, 2022
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