Apple

The best company ever, if you’re super slow dumb as android has something good, we’ll have it in less than 2 years but 50x better

Guy 1:I just got the new android

Guy 2:the new apple iPhone Just came out today

Guy 1:shit

by Y gghjfryhvfjh October 30, 2020

apples cherries and bananas

When my friend Maximus is high as hell and wont tell me how many fucking blunts he smoked

-from emily 2-17-16

Emily: your mad cracked out guys how much did you smoke
Max: I didnt smoke anything onlu apples cherries and bananas
Emily:your a real crackhead

by cat prints September 11, 2016

Apple

iA iCompany iThat iPuts iAn i iBefore iEvery iWord iBecause iThey iThink iIt iIs iCool

I would rather put my dick in a meat grinder than use Apple tech

by cuber69420 May 23, 2022

Apple

Delicious food, not so good devices

Man, I am so glad I don't have an apple phone.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 30, 2020

Apple Sause Shot

A non alcoholic drink that kids can drink to give them the same sensation as real alcohol

Man those apple sause shots did me in.

by Jeff Blubbs February 12, 2019

Apple

A rounded fruit with a red, yellow, or green skin, firm white flesh and a seedy core.

This apple tastes sour.

by EscapeTheMatrix February 13, 2024

Apple

A fine crisp gay boy

Man that guy is such an Apple

by Yaaaaaaas queen February 23, 2022