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Wtf are you talking about?

People who say "wtf are you talking about?" are complete idiots with an IQ of 50 who have zero business engaging into a conversation that they can't comprehend and that people who say "wtf are you talking about?" or "what are you on about?" must go back to 2nd grade.
Person A: Teaches Math 55
Person B: Took a nap during class
Person A: Wake up person B! Do you have an idea of what we are currently discussing?
Person B: Huh?! Wtf are you talking about?

Person A: Yeah, like I thought we were discussing the discrete probability theory so pay attention next time and I definitely you are going to get an E in this class for sure.
by X1 Gen KaneShiroX December 6, 2023
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deep talk

Opposite of small talk. The kind of deep conversation about god and the world, that make introverts happy.
"I had a great time last night. I love our deep talk conversations!"
by KV_ November 2, 2021
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Coffee Talk

1. Chatting or gossiping with one or more persons while enjoying a piping hot cup of coffee.

2. The deep inner rumbling of the bowels that conveys an impending trip to the toilet by saying “We are about to blow!”Coffee talk commences about an hour or two after sucking down a few cups of the morning Joe.
Raylynn shared with me her first lesbian experience during our coffee talk. It was so hot I had to flick the bean when I got home.

My morning was sailing along perfectly until about 9:30 when the coffee talk hit. I was squeezing cheeks all the way to the shitter and barely made it before the morning’s mocha Java came pouring out.
by Dick Onchin November 3, 2021
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talk to me if you like me

im in my nikes
talk to me if you like me im in my nikes yo ex is not talkin nicely he wanna fight me
by megr__ November 17, 2021
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Talking to yoda

When you’re too high and start looking glassy asf
by JacksonWilly October 14, 2021
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duck talk

The phrase used to counter a ridiculous statement, between friends, that lacks substance
Person 1: “So I feel like I’m just not good enough
Person 2: “That’s duck talk”
by Lidman October 14, 2021
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Top-talk

To banter in a commanding or condescending manner, usually with flirtatious undertones
Dude… he totally top-talked to me.”
by Thatlazychild September 19, 2021
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