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smiley pants 

what happens to troolin when he see/hears/things about Avril Lavinge
smiley pants by Large Penis March 31, 2003

Little Miss Grumpy Pants 

The worst of the bar staff. How can anybody hold a grudge for so long over a fucking Christmas card?
Little Miss Grumpy Pants is a loser, despite the cheap blowjobs
Little Miss Grumpy Pants by Pete January 25, 2005

white pants 

Someone who changes just because they have a new girlfriend.
They change their screen saver from Cheryl Tweedy to their new girlfriend.

baggy pants 

two of joe hootens faces next to each other
baggy pants by who fucked you April 29, 2003

cream yo pants

To unintentionally defecate in one's pants
You's gonna be so scared when you find out I'm right, you's gonna cream yo pants and hafta change um. Shizzle. TTFN.
cream yo pants by WNPII December 12, 2004

Magic Pants 

Pants That Can Count ANYTHING.
Books.
Money.
Pubic Hair.

Last Night My Magic Pants Counted My Pubics.
I Got 90008765298
Lulllz.