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what the fuck nut

1) a masturbating without cause, arousal or motivation.
b masturbating because there's nothing else to do.

2) little to no sensation after and/or during a masturbation session. ultimately leading to depression.

3) normally one asks oneself what the fuck did i do that for afterwards.
1) abraham woke up one morning knowing there's nothing planned out today so he decided to kill some time by masturbating.

2) damn bro, i just masturbated and had a what the fuck nut.

3) i just what fuck nut.
what the fuck nut by DBAD101 June 29, 2008
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Get Your Nut 

To participate in an activity that results in ejaculation. Usually exclaimed, directed at a person. Said person is most likely in a situation that the commentator believes will end in orgasm. "Nut" refers to semen, and thus, to get your nut, is to ejaculate.

When the female counterpart is aware of the meaning of this phrase, it is usually more polite to instead say, "GYN". The female may or may not understand this abbreviation.
Bill Gates is seen walking alongside a very attractive woman.
Super Mario: "Yeah Bill Gates, get your nut!!!!"

Luigi catches a glimpse of Mario walking into a secluded area of his back yard with an extremely attractive girl.
Luigi: "MARIO! YEAH DUDE!! GET YOUR NUT"
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Ligma nut 

A term which when you say to someone refers to the action of bending over, opening your mouth and giving someones balls a nice lick
I tell people i dont like to ligma balls
Saggy toes: Thats an infraction Rog
Rog: Ligma nut
Ligma nut by SMDYN May 28, 2019

suck a nut 

when someone pisses you off and you have no come-back what so ever
Tommy:" you're mom is is gay! "
Zakk: " Hey..SUCK A NUT !!! "
suck a nut by zakk April 28, 2004

bust a nut 

ejaculate, shoot a load, cum
Man I'm so horny I need to bust a nut!
bust a nut by lode June 7, 2004

chunky nut

sperm that is strangely thick and cold
Did you hear about Steven Mehrtens bustin dat chunky nut in Beeches ear.....
chunky nut by Stephen Farrell August 27, 2006

Crunchy Nut 

When you ejaculate and pass a kidney stone at the same time.
Brittany "Oh my god I was with Zack last night and he gave me a crunchy nut!"
Becky "Omg ew that's so gross'"
Crunchy Nut by CheddaBiscuit May 12, 2015