Josh

A guy who has a massive throbbing cock and he gets loads of pussy on the weekend. he is always having fun and getting it up then bum as joshes have a tendency to fuck their mates. however josh loves his food…

hey josh is a very cool fella

by poopy poop poop November 23, 2021

Josh

Probably the class clown or sportiest in the year! He makes humour out of nothing, makes friends easily, or winning at sports events.

That dude is such a Josh

by JEPPEJ January 5, 2020

josh

a josh is the most irritating and annoying person you will ever meet. they are unnecessarily rude and disrespectful to other people, and they think they are so incredible. very small and puny and would never win in a fight. not to mention incredibly ugly. stay clear of all joshes.

Person 1: God I hate Josh so much.

Person 2: He's such an asshole
Person 1: Yeah I hate him, he's so annoying

by bianca_12345678 March 27, 2020

JOSH

Josh is the best waterboy ever and he should be signed a record deal.

Jaquavis:”I’m thirsty can you call josh?”
Bullies:”No”
Jaquavis:”thanks for the help”

by LigxXLigmaXxlig March 12, 2019

Josh

That one guy in y11 who talks to y7 and 8s cuz they got rejected by every single person in their own year.

Josh, she's only 12 years old.

by sponkotolgist42 August 1, 2021

Josh

If you ever encounter a Josh, you might think he's a pathetic loser at first. But once start to get to know a Josh, you'll realize that YOU'RE the pathetic loser. At a first glance, you might not think too much about him. But there is a lot more to him than you may think. He has many skills, that he usually doesn't talk about, but you'll be surprised once they've been revealed. He loves reading, writing books, writing music, and is a workaholic. He is a great friend and will ALWAYS be there for you no matter what. His heart is almost as big as his arm veins. But not as big as his enthusiasm. And definitely not as big as his laugh. Once you have a Josh in your life, you'll never want to go back

Person 1: Is that a Josh?
Person 2: Yeah he is SO cool

by jmikesworker November 17, 2020

Josh.

If you are dating a pale shrimp, bastard of a boy that goes bu the name of Josh, then girls and boys, you better runnn!!
The reason being is because he can be extremely arrogant, rude and selfish.
He will dump you for no reason and he has VERY serious jealousy issues.
Josh is also the definition of a "fuck boy" meaning "a man who has many casual sexual partners,also playing with peoples emotions." He is also disrespectful and tends to think about himself a lot.
He also rushes into relationships without building a "firm foundation".
I am not saying that all boys that go by the name Josh are bad...But just be careful of the pale ones with blue eyes, dark brown hair!

Jasmine: Ewww girl, ypur really dating Josh...he's no good for you. He's nothing but a fuck boy that will dump you like a hot potato.

Tiffany: Girl please! Have some trust in me, Jasmine, I've known him longer than you and he is the perfect man

*one month later*

Tiffany: OMG!! Jasmine, I should have listened to you, He played me as he plays with his basketballs...but he's just like a penny, two-faced and not worth anything ;(

Jasmine: Should I call the boys and we all go and beat him up?

by imcool69. September 23, 2019