Hard Thomas

having a massive erection with a micro penis

omg i have a hard thomas

by deenshtcty November 22, 2015

Try Hard Nerd

Hardworking, Socially awkard Nerd who is not smart but studious. Misses the main point of a conversation 90% of the time but 10% of the time does come in to save the day with their technical nerd knowledge that no one bothered to learn. Typically avg or slightly above average IQ, just annoys normal people with social awkwardness.

Example: Try Hard Nerd: According to book page 7, 2d(e)(iiiv)(1) and also according to previous calculations in the book of revelations noted in footprint 3.666 the answer is 1 plus 68 = 69 which matches the number of bed bugs in room number 96 because I counted each bedbug by hand
- Normal person: Thanks Try Hard Nerd…

by Holy Knight of the Sun God December 16, 2024

Simply hards

it’s not a “sex thing” it’s a beverage made by Simply as in Simply Lemonade one of the top 3 best widely distributed in the United States

We should get sloshed on simply hards this weekend

by Jellybeansrainvow June 30, 2022

hard flex

a well rolled joint or blunt

did you roll that? Damn its a hard flex

by the flex master May 23, 2017

Try-Hard Prude

someone who is a virgin but ascts like they get it in all the time

"Dude jordan said she wants to fuck!"
"Dude she's suck a try-hard prude.. shes a virgin"

by noneyourbeeswax February 5, 2012

Hard

When you see some boobies or a hot girl you jerk off to her!

Dang her boobs got me hard!

by Yoboikyle June 29, 2019

Tonya Harding

Some would follow her to the depths of darkness and even the Fourth Reich.

Die hard Tonya Harding suuporters- Heil Tonya Harding, we will never question your greatness or stand up to you when we don't agree, because there will never be a time we don't agree! Who do you want us to off today, who was mean to you today?

by The Original Agahnim June 7, 2021