Hot Santa 

When your baby sits on your lap and craps in his/her diaper

I was sitting on the couch watching 'A Christmas story' when I felt a warm sensation on my lap.

The devilish look in her eye and the sudden odor in the atmosphere made me realize that she had given me a Hot Santa for Christmas.

Hot Santa by The Dome December 25, 2004

hot coffee 

a term currently being used to describe content within video games that contains extremely suggestive material of a sexual or sensual nature. Derived from GTA: San Andreas, due to scenes found (though unplayable) that involved female characters using coffee as a sexual inuendo.

The Attorney General is now saying that The Sims 2 is as bad as hot coffee

hot coffee by the avenged August 23, 2005

hot g 

Hot gossip, the latest and most valuable information on all your friends.

Ali: Hey whats the hot g this week?
Cat: I heard michelle is doing coke, and going to rehab.

hot g by Alii Lansing July 8, 2006

Hot Topic

The place for rebellious teens who think they're going against the popular trend by buying dirtbaggish clothes, yet are unknowingly giving their money to the same company that runs such preppy places as Abercrombie & Fitch against which they are supposedly rebelling. How's that for being duped, you wannabe hippie scumbags?

I'm such a rebel that I'm gonna go buy all my shitty clothes at Hot Topic, just like everyone el...wait a minute, am I rebelling or am I being f***ed with?!

Hot Topic by Liquidon Snake December 10, 2008

Hot Wheel Nation 

Malaysia (comes from Hot Wheels toy cars being produced there)

Hot Wheel Nation is good times

Hot Wheel Nation by Red Swingline Stapler May 10, 2007

Hot Tony 

A closet homosexual who wants to take out his agression on female poop chutes, while still proclaiming his heterosexuality

Confused girl: My boyfriend keeps talking about having rough anal sex with me, but I think he's actually kind of into his roommate, Ed.

Friend: He's such a Hot Tony

Hot Tony by Trixie Buttercup January 12, 2008

Hot Tickets 

1. Something/someone desirable. Someone whose status demands respect.
2. Chicken Nuggets from Chik-Fil-A.

How you gonna walk yo skinny-lookin' ass in here like you is hot tickets.

He was in the club tryin' to git with me like he was hot tickets.

Damn! hot tickets.

Hot Tickets by tequilalarry May 29, 2008