Head Beefing

The act of brushing another person’s hair very hard in a frustrated manner to the point of causing scalp pain. The phrase is derived from the comparison of the hairbrushing to tenderizing a piece of beef.

Mom was usually very stressed getting the children ready for church, therefore they often got their heads beefed.

Mom is in a bad mood. I think I’m in for a head beefing.

by Hussy from the zoo January 1, 2023

head loss

When you are angry you are a head loss.

"Emily stop acting like a weirdo, you are a head loss"

by Cheglin January 2, 2023

head dick

head dick is a person who is in charge of a group or is the boss of a company

due to mismanagement and poor performance of his company the head dick fired his general manager

by bluebear January 4, 2023

Medusa Head

Term a female will use to describe her hair as being messy or super disorganized when in actuality she looks like a babe

"Nigga my girl keeps complaining about medusa head but she be lookin like a dime!"

by FriendlyNeighborhoodBootyEater July 8, 2017

Croissant Head

When you have a comb-over that looks like a croissant.

"Get a load of that guy, he has a croissant head..."

by That1Chung February 26, 2019

Seaweed Head

When you die your hair green and it looks like ugli rotten seaweed. If you wear green clothes then you can become a seaweed person.

“Seaweed head”

by Jojo fatty peanut February 27, 2019

turtle head

turtle head is a phenomenon when you have a dookie so large it peeks out the anus. referring to a scared turtle

dude can you hurry in the bathroom i have major turtle head.

by All america bitch December 24, 2018