When you need a new vibrating neck pillow to masturbate with, and you need a cover story to go buy one. Because seriously, nobody you know just has one lying around that they use all the time. Not to mention the cashier who ALWAYS rings you up for these things, and probably knows your secret. You're just flying to San Antonio this weekend!
Taken from a BuzzFeed video about women and their first time masturbating
Taken from a BuzzFeed video about women and their first time masturbating
"I'm flying to San Antonio again, mum. Think you could grab me another vibrating neck pillow while you're at the store? I ran the batteries dead in mine."
by stonetastifulrumptious August 10, 2016
Get the flying to san antoniomug. I.e. Heath was watching nugget porn at the dinner table and got to excited and fly ball went into his beard.
by ManvoiceMonday November 27, 2021
Get the Fly Ballmug. When a person knows how to control their vehicle well in the air in the video game Rocket League. Especially when you personally can’t do the same.
by Gayassknowhow2fly November 16, 2020
Get the Gayass know how to flymug. a phrase meaning "normal" and "civilized" (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do
a boy, after attending physical science class in elementary school, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.
His mother starts admonishing him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks, burn the house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now (starts chasing him with a broom)
boy: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no?
His mother starts admonishing him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks, burn the house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now (starts chasing him with a broom)
boy: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no?
by Sexydimma March 9, 2013
Get the pigs don't flymug. A furry flying creature that usually lives in the woods, but is also know to appear to those that wish for him on the night of the Sock Genie or Sock Djinn. it is also commonly used in the expression "I dont give a flyin' woodhasm!"
Doofus#1:Whats that up in the sky?
Doofus#2:I dont know, it looks like a gatorade bottle with wings and a face!
Assfuck:"Its a Flying Woodhasm you fuckin doofuses! We wished for it last night from the sock genie! You guys are so stupid you should just go fuck your mothers!
Doofus#2:I dont know, it looks like a gatorade bottle with wings and a face!
Assfuck:"Its a Flying Woodhasm you fuckin doofuses! We wished for it last night from the sock genie! You guys are so stupid you should just go fuck your mothers!
by MelonBread August 11, 2008
Get the Flying Woodhasmmug. Another word for DGAF. A bit cleaner and used in a gym and fitness environment when someone falls off because they don't care about their long terms goals for a moment. Such as a cheat meal or skipping a gym day.
To Self: I am may not give a flying fandango right now but I bet you soon I will. And I wanna be able to look back and not have destroyed a bunch of progress and work.
by TKNfan February 11, 2019
Get the Flying Fandangomug. When you and the boys find a rope swing on the side of the lake but you gotta take a fat shit so you wait until the swing reaches its climax to let it out
by The little dingler man August 31, 2025
Get the Flying Dutchmanmug.