Flying Karly

When a large lady runs at you trip's over and lands on your dick.

I tried running away but she tripped over and gave me a Flying Karly.

by Wingaz March 12, 2023

Nobbing

When you have a bad day at work, you take home a photo of your boss.

Fire up a pornado and ejaculate on to the photo.

That clown drove me so stupid I took home their photo, fired up the pornado and left them with a forehead of nobbing

by Wingaz November 07, 2019

The AlTailer

When a portly ( fat ) bloke can balance on his guts while his missus spins him around and let's her friends peg him.

Me and the girls span him 6 time to get him dizzy so we could give him The AlTailer

by Wingaz March 12, 2023

Pornado

You know what you are going home to do. You open 7 different porn tabs and pre load them. Midgets, lesbians, squirting, gagging, granny, trans and homemade. Prepared to assault yourself.

I fired up an epic pornado last night. My hand hurts and I can't pee properly.

by Wingaz November 07, 2019