Dick suckery

A term used for being in a shitty situation that never ends.

My relationships are and endless cycle of dick suckery

by Jay and dog February 14, 2017

Dick Funk

The unfortunate condition some middle to late aged men find both problematic and often quite embarrassing EXAMPLE. Even though Chad was taking Viagra he still could not hold an erection Chad is the unfortunate victim of Dick Funk

Man did you hear about Chad? He's got Dick Funk bad

by SMD111 July 10, 2017

dick strippers

Hands used to rub one off!

Janet used her dick strippers on me last night to swallow my load!

by rick longg May 1, 2008

Math dick

Being able to solve high level math problems in minutes

Peter's math dick is so huge he solved that equation in 20 seconds

by Zackery Cash May 28, 2012

Dick Dandruff

Crystalline Jizz--Usually found on tissues, napkins, towels (paper and cloth), clothes (ask Bill Clinton, etc.)

Hey did you hear about Monica Lewinsky auctioning off her clothes she wore with Clinton?
Yea, heard there is still dick dandruff on it

Hey man, since we're going swimming, can I borrow this towel?
Dont take that one man, its got dick dandruff on it.

by CLEbrownies50 May 25, 2013

Dick Square

The piece of toilet paper you lay down when your taking a dump so your dick doesn't rest directly on the seat.

Bob- That bathroom was filthy, but I really had to take shit before i left his house

Steve- I hope you put a dick square down so that you didnt catch some STDs

by corymatthews February 18, 2011

dick knuckling

1. The use of the knuckles during masturbation

2. A tactic used for catching trout

1. I caught joseph dick knuckling in the cafeteria at school last week.

2. I caught a 6 pound trout over the weekend while dick knuckling.

by ole dick knuckler April 29, 2010