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eve nig apple

An amazing person that is so cool they make the haters jealous.
by Person August 12, 2017
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Apple Vision Pro

An overpriced mediocre Apple virtual reality headset meant to get all the Apple simps to go batshit crazy and throw money at them.
Normal person: Hey bro looks how stupidly overpriced the Apple Vision Pro is
Apple simp: What do you mean? This is the best product ever made. I actually left my wife and kids and sold my kidneys to get this, but it was worth it.
by Gayton Marx February 28, 2024
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Apple Siri

The act of trying to make a Voice Recognition System but having it fail.
Apple Siri is bad at giving me the answers I want.
by BPgaming175 September 21, 2021
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Apple CreamPie

When you partner nails you to a crucifix and proceeds to rectally penetrate you with a toy Buzz lightyear.

(To infinity and beyond)
So a couple weeks ago, my uncle Apple Creampied me when I was asleep.
by Jimmykandra September 17, 2022
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Apple

Apple is the best phone company in the world.They have some unique products that are so powerful such as:Iphone,Mac,Ipad.
Apple makes some really good phones
by Nobody_0334 February 23, 2023
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Apple juice

Aye I got apple juice by the gallon
by Nick bishop on da 4th April 23, 2021
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Apple

A fucking fruit you absolute troglodyte. Why are you even here?
It's a red circular fruit that grows on trees (apple trees) and it grows once a year. They could be green, yellow, and red. They also could be red and green or green and yellow you get it.
I ate the apple from the tree
Adam and Eve fucked up by eating the forbidden apple
by IwantYourBeans November 30, 2020
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