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Apple It's a fucking fruit what do you expect!!! It's red, green or yellow if it's purple it's a fucking plume!

The seeds contain cyanide too so don't be a dead ass retard and eat them like your grandparents eat each other's asses!!!

So what have we learned from this!? That the apple ain't as appetizing anymore is it? Maybe because your thinking of your grandparents fucking. Damn your fucking gross why would you think of that!!!?
No no, you know what!?

Let's stop talking about apples...
Let's talk about you...

Did you look up Apples because your depression is making you feel suicidal and after you feel that way you have slight euphoria and look up dumb shit or are you just stoned?
Either one...

You still looked up what a fucking Apple is.
Hits blunt*
Deadass 1: Bruh what is an Apple????
Tom: Idk bruh let's look it up on your cellular smartphone.
by Im Worthless :) June 7, 2018
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Jamaican Apple Sauce

Where you want to joke about something but you can’t think of anything
Person 1: Wanna hear a joke?
Person 2: Sure
Person 1: Jamaican Apple Sauce
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apple

a fruit that is red and is relatively small
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Apple

Boi r u that stupid to not know what a apple is THE ONLY REASON U SHOULD HOOK THIS UP IS IF U R IN PRE-K u dumb fuck go back to school with yo Donald Trump looking self
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But Apple

When you put an apple in your but.
I'm gonna But Apple you.
by Dicky'em on down March 24, 2019
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Apple

This common-looking fruit is actually a devil in disguise.
It is the #1 weapon against any kind of medical-studying individual.
It can also be used as a way to humiliate someone by making them spell the word.
Do not underestimate it.
"He brought an apple to the doctor's office. News sources say that the doctor instantly vaporized upon seeing it."
Person A: "Hey, spell 'apple'." Person B: "Sure: A-P-P-L-E." Person A: "LOL!! You said P-P!!" *Everyone laughs at Person B*
Person B: *dies of pure humiliation*
by sofunnymanhaha August 19, 2022
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Apple

Bob shot an arrow johns apple.
by Mr. Genius brain surgeon August 31, 2021
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