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squat apple

When you do a squat and shit yourself, that shirt is a squat apple
I heard that Taegen made a squat Apple in gym last week.
by Alexis Reid May 22, 2017
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Apple

by Randombobsleder September 13, 2022
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apple knees

when you're you get so nervous you feel like you're knees are gonna fall off like an apple on an apple treeeeeeee
"hey, are you nervous?"
"no..."
"yes, you are"
"okay fine. how'd you know?"
" because you have apple knees"
by KIyayayayayaah March 2, 2018
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apple fart

by Fuck u banana November 15, 2017
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Apple

An apple is a fruit, but also a company that makes phones. Thier phones are about as smart as an apple.

(Don’t fel offended by this, it is only a joke)
Apple fans be like:
Oh my god! A new phone model! *Buys it egen though it costs more than you should ever pay for a phone*
What they are thinking:
It is the same s**t as the last model, but i buy it anyways.
by Darth Meme November 24, 2019
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Red apples are God

A person who didn't get added by Chae_kk or Chae_kkk because Red apples are God is to cool for him to understand
Bruh I forgot to add Red apples are God
Oh don't worry he's to cool to understand
by cAN I PUT BALLS IN JAWS September 8, 2021
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Apple

A Native North American who has red skin but projects personality characteristics and societal values more commonly associated with Caucasian people.
The Injun equivalent of the term "Oreo" as when directed toward black people.
Jim Manybeers, "Clayton said he's not drinking today. He's going to church with his wife and doesn't want to be hung over at work tomorrow."
Elvis Yellowfeet, "What a fkn apple."
by Haggis MacPhreedom December 10, 2020
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