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When the sound of the toaster after it finishes toasting catches you by surprise
(mother) Why the fuck did you scream like that?

(son) Nothing mom, I got toast jumpscared
by mangojam 11 March 9, 2024
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toadline

An adjective/noun created from the name of an "exotic dog hybrid" linebred from a so called 'Mr. Toad', a dog of American Bully and Pitbull Terrier heritage who is described as "SMASHED and SLAMMED" by Mr. Toad's breeder "Toadline", in reference to the traits within Mr. Toad's sunken chest, smaller size, bigger bones, bowed front legs and long hind legs that became a universal characteristic of the "Toadline Bully" upon further inbreeding.

A "toadline" could extend to also any one of, a few, or all of the following definitions:
1. An organism that appears to be inhumanely bred, as in without regard to the possible health defects resulting and the subsequent suffering the organism is understood as certain to experience before it's conception. Disadvantageous genetic traits are kept as a result of the necessity of the organism's phenotypic traits.
2. A breed/organism created and maintained via incest, through artificial insemination and rigorous outcrossing to keep the breed extant.
3. An organism that couldn't survive without the help of humans and would never exist in the wild on their own.
4. Any genetic trait perceived as a homogenization between two or more breeds, which has also became misconscrewed with race politics (see example).
A. Mexicans are the toadline of the world.
B. You can't apply race to everything, dude. We're talking about a BREED here, not race! Toadline humans would be like mixing Neanderthals with modern African Pygmies so you just keep eugenically creating smaller and smaller humans that are only ever able to drag themselves on the ground to move because of congenital spine deformities, who lose their sapience and ability to ever live past 14, bred exclusively because of their 'big bones' and 'small size'?! We are not just talking about crimes against humanity itself here, toadline are the man made horrors beyond comprehension we were warned about.

A. Alright, fine. I can see how comparing the human race to dog breeds isn't fair at all.

B. Bulldogs are the toadline of dogs, though.
by SMASHEDandSLAMMED April 30, 2024
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toadline

An adjective/noun created from the name of an "exotic dog hybrid" linebred from a so called 'Mr. Toad', a dog of American Bully and Pitbull Terrier heritage who is described as "SMASHED and SLAMMED" by Mr. Toad's breeder "Toadline", in reference to the traits within Mr. Toad's sunken chest, smaller size, bigger bones, bowed front legs and long hind legs that became a universal characteristic of the "Toadline Bully" upon inbreeding.

A "toadline" could extend to also any one of, a few, or all of the following definitions:
1. An organism that appears to be inhumanely bred, as in without regard to the possible health defects resulting and the subsequent suffering the organism is understood as certain to experience before it's conception. Disadvantageous genetic traits are kept as a result of the necessity of the organism's phenotypic traits.
2. A breed/organism created and maintained via incest, through artificial insemination and rigorous outcrossing to keep the breed extant.
3. A breed/organism that couldn't survive without the help of humans and would never exist in the wild on their own.
4. Any genetic trait perceived as a homogenization between two or more breeds, which has also became misconscrewed with race politics (see example).
A. Mexicans are the toadline of the world.
B. You can't apply race to everything, dude. We're talking about a BREED here, not race! Toadline humans would be like mixing Neanderthals with modern African Pygmies so you just keep eugenically creating smaller and smaller humans that are only ever able to drag themselves on the ground to move because of congenital spine deformities, who lose their sapience and ability to ever live past 14, bred exclusively because of their 'big bones' and 'small size'?! We are not just talking about crimes against humanity here, toadline are the man made horrors beyond comprehension we were warned about.

A. Alright, fine. Comparing the human race to dog breeds isn't fair at all.

B. Bullies are the toadline of dogs, though.
by SMASHEDandSLAMMED April 30, 2024
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Toaster

Something, normally an electronic device, that runs slowly and heats up. It gets warm enough where you can toast bread on it.
Friend: *Sends video*
Verd: Sorry could you send me that video over email? My toaster phone can only view videos in 2 pixel quality.
by Radiotrophic Gint April 30, 2024
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Toad

“is that todd?”
“nah we don’t call him that anymore
what do we call him?
“toad”
by ilovemen🎀 May 29, 2024
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Toad suck bucks

A slogan sometimes worn on T-shirts by rent boys in low end areas of tourist towns like Las Vegas, L.A. & New York.
I'm wearing my Toad Suck Bucks tank tonight. I will make bank.
by venuswentaway June 7, 2024
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Toast

Toast is bread that has been browned by exposure to radiant heat, making it crispy.
Every morning, I enjoy a slice of toast with butter and jam for breakfast.
by toastonmyface June 15, 2024
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