The Real Housewives

An expression that old people over the age of 29 are called

Oh look a 30 year old, what The Real Housewives!

by ChickenChocker69 January 30, 2023

Slept real good

How you well you sleep and feel after you take part in the action of sleeping with Mike

Gurl I was with went to bed with Mike and I slept real good last night

by Mikeyjr February 15, 2024

Real

You’ve smoked meth

You’re smoking real

by Backwoodmilk August 19, 2025

the REAL "savior"

the mute button on my tv remote control

better than a psychiatrist, the RABID "car dealer tv" ("broadcast") AUDIO, DRIVES ME INSANE !!
the hustle for money has advertisers playing stupid 'jingles' , BAD music, e.t.c., driving one COMPLETELY INSANE !!
ie: YOU TALK TOO MUCH, YOU TALK TOO FAST, YOU TALK TOO LOUD !!

when that commercial comes on, and i'm about to lose my mind, (while fondling my guns) i quickly employ my 'therapist', my remote control button !! AHHHH! blessed SILENCE ! ( HATE that guy/gal AND their 'push' !! ("event")

i HATE that commercial !! steve: i don't watch tv !! yeah! , easy to understand why ELVIS reportedly shot out his TV !!
i'd NEVER do business with those people!

that rabid dog minister was pushing the savior, i quickly employed the REAL "savior" !
the REAL "savior" saved my black ASS! , you TALK too much !
the REAL "savior" kept my head from EXPLODING !!

by michael foolsley August 24, 2022

Real nigga dick

The shit that goes in and out of your mother thousands of times on a daily basis.

Hmmm... it seems like your mother could use some real nigga dick.

by Momseat December 24, 2023

Real

used in Panama as synonimous of 50 cents of dollar

"Dame un real".

"Toma tu real".

by Ilmiopseudonimo February 17, 2018

True and Real

A phrase used on legacy Minecraft servers to mean that something is definitely true and not false.

for example when someone says This thing is nice or says anything that is clearly true
the response that people in the legacy community say is usually just: True and Real

by that one retro community guy February 4, 2024