suicide like 

The act of liking a facebook status / link that implies one's demise due to a self inflicted deadly act. This is considered by many an asshole move.

"The game of life is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay
so this is all I have to say. "

*SUICIDE LIKE*

suicide like by Inc0 October 23, 2011

Suistine 

Suicide not out of dejection, but out of boredom

"Fuck, is Wal-Mart the only place open after midnight?" - Sylvia Plath, moments before committing suistine

Suistine by Unkle Scrumptious June 4, 2013

suikai 

it means watermelon of the ice

the watermelon of the ice suikai

suikai by watermelon1998 November 15, 2013

suicide alert 

Bored to the point where it becomes suicidal

Wow, this place is a shit hole, looks like another suicide alert saturday!

suicide alert by Cutforeskin March 21, 2014

Suit Your Sevens 

To fight in physical aggression. "Shoot" is pronounced like "Suit" to convey a Northern US accent. The number can be changed to how "hype" you think the target is. Refering to the slang term "I'm on 10" or "I'm on 7".

"Okay, then suit your nines since you wanna fight me so bad"

"We can suit your twos whenever"

"Get up and suit your sevens then!"

Suit Your Sevens by whatevayoufeelb July 21, 2014

Suicitis 

the act of eating so much to a point of wanting to kill yourself food itis dead

After eating a lot

Friend: are you tired? You got the itis
Me: nah I wanna kill myself I ate too much I got Suicitis

Suicitis by TdblD22 July 13, 2015

Suicide bum 

When hit by a 'suicide bum', you are experiencing explosive diarrhea.

One is able to become the victim of a suicide bum and shit him-/herself at an extraordinarily inconvenient moment.

So there I was, surrounded by the hottest girls in the world and I was hit by a suicide bum. They'll never talk to me again - with good reason.

Sorry I couldn't go last night, I was hit by a suicide bum.

Please don't come over, I'm about to suicide bum my apartment.

Suicide bum by Comadog November 12, 2015