sock

the thing you cum in where your girlfriend/wife isn't home

i love having my sock

by amos tbstnt4 December 16, 2020

Socks

Socks are stinky. They are as stinky as my school. They stink from miles away.

WARNING: never smell your socks

Omg my room stinks

As much as my smelly socks? I dont think thats possible

by SimsonLife November 20, 2021

popcorn socks

socks dat smells like popcorn

your socks smells like popcorn
Popcorn smells buttery so therefor the socks smells like butter
Popcorn socks= smelly socks

by Djupingen March 30, 2017

Gunk Sock

The secret sock you keep your gunk in. If your gunk sock is discovered by anyone other than you, count your days.

Nate: Yo, have you seen Ben lately? I haven't heard from him in a week
Slamma: Nah man I heard his mom found his gunk sock, hope he's ight

by KSlamma November 19, 2020

Pink Sock

When having anal sex and the object of penetration (penis, bottle, etc.) Is removed too quickly and causes anal prolapse.

When he pulled his penos out too fast he gave her a pink sock.

by anonymous November 9, 2020

Sock parade

Basically when candidate on a military course like basic or something along those lines is such a shitbag the rest of the candidates pin the victim down in the night while they sleep, and beat them with socks full of bars of soap.

We gave Pte fuckstick a sock parade last night maybe he will preform better.

by Pte window licker May 31, 2021

Sock Day

The day a divorce becomes final.

The term is a reference to the house elves in J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series, who (by the logic of the books) can be released from servitude if their "master" gives them an article of clothing. Specifically, the character Dobby the house elf is set free when Harry Potter tricks Dobby's master, Lucius Malfoy, into giving Dobby a sock, after which Dobby proclaims "Dobby is a free elf."

Today is my sock day. One last hour in court, a couple of signatures, and now I am finally free of my ex forever.

by Shugiebeaux November 23, 2021