Jacob Eaton

the queerest of queers. One guy that you don't wanna meet. He brings your IQ down 20 points just from being around him. You meet him once and you are forever retarded. He's like medusa, look him in the eyes and you are done for.
"I'm having such a great day, I hope nothing terrible happens to me..."

"FUCK I JUST SAW JACOB EATON"

*dies*
by jacksonbarr May 10, 2016
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Jacob Motsinger

An very smelly and ugly looking human bagel who obsessively desires men.
Quit digging through garbage cans to look for dildos man. You aren’t Jacob Motsinger.
by Msizzy January 06, 2020
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Jacob Wain

Jacob being Irish
Wain being English

foxy ass bitch that hates everyone and loves sex
by Definition People January 29, 2018
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Jacob Whitney

Jacob whitney is a guy determined to pull every hot chick in the school. He is blonde, and not afraid to be seen. Aka a golden retriever. He lives life on th edge, literally. Jacob Whitneys are hot mother fuckers with a lot of personality, mess with them, they mess with you.
omg did you hear abt Jacob Whitney? Hes so hot.
by jakey breaky March 14, 2023
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Jacob Linville

Typically a great guy that is into cars, his loving girlfriend, and his friends. Most Jacob Linville's work at Chick Fil A with his friends. He most definitely has a pretty good sized penis and loves to show it off!
Friend 1: Have you seen Jacob Linville recently?
Friend 2: I actually saw his massive schlong the other day.
by PlutoniumGinger March 09, 2023
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Jacob Sanders

Jacob is very cool. He is extremely sporty, likes basketball the most. Most of the girls at his school think he is ugly, for his hair which is multicolored naturally, but there's one (Lexi) that just love him through and through for everything about him. He is super popular, and a natural leader. Has many different hoodies.
LEXI: "Wow, have you seen the hoodie Jacob Sanders is wearing today? He looks perfect and cute and--"
EVERYONE ELSE AT SCHOOL: "WE KNOW you're obsessed, now shut up!!"
by JayBird-Jamie March 29, 2022
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latte jacob

An espresso with a twist of cum-foam on top
known for its high levels og protein and silky smooth taste, loved by most

usually found in Blågårdsgade in Copenhagen
ohh dear would you lend me some sperm for a latte jacob
by hansomeinit August 13, 2024
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