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sock bag

A Bag to put socks in whilst in the washing machine
I’ll have to buy a sock bag as the sock got into the waste pipe.
by The poor Landlord October 13, 2021
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Glocks on socks

1. When you carry your Glock at an ankle-high position

2. The semen in your sock after beating meat
1. Gangster 1: "Yeah, I popped a cap in his ass after I had to reach for my Glock."

Gangster 2: "Nice, bro, that's why you gotta wear Glocks on socks

2. "I jizzed but I did not clean my sock. I just left some Glocks on socks in there"
by Poepsla October 14, 2021
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sock of jiz

A way of describing a guy whos only interested in explicit pictures or sexting, but has no intention of actually hooking up.

Someone who is bold on snapchat, but doesn't initiate anything in person.
"How are things going with Derek?"
"He's being such a sock of jiz, he only hits me up when hes horny"
by taylxxr October 30, 2021
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Socked Cock

She was definitely a socked cock lover.
No mustard and little pita buns .
by Calmcalamity July 17, 2021
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Nutted In my sock

To ejaculate in your sock making them crunchy
In da room I beat my cock,nutted in my sock.
by SockNutter431 July 19, 2021
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Fart in a sock

Using a poor foot sock for covering an erect penis, and holding a fart (semen).
I left a good fart in a sock there on the floor, not to be proud of it. Hope mother won’t find.
by ppllantdaddyy July 30, 2021
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Sock pig

A guy (usually gay) that enjoys sniffing another guys stinky socks or socked feet during anal/oral sex.
Tom is such a sock pig, after sex he keeps the dude’s stinky socks to sniff when jerks later.
by Sockguy August 9, 2021
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