Tree Trunk

Someone who is particularly sluggish at soccer. He might have the physique for it but there is something inconsistent about his capacity to sprint or even jog with the ball without reaching a full stop.

The reference to a log or a tree trunk comes from the spanish translation “tronco”, which implies his motionlessness.
If it weren’t for Bofo Bautista we would’ve definitely beat Argentina at the world cup. It’s probably the worst substitution in the competition’s history, the guy doesn’t even understand the way the numbers on the back of the shirt are supposed to work plus he’s a tree trunk. See if this manager doesn’t get fired straight away.
by Mrbigglesworth123456 November 18, 2023
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Tree Toss

When you return home from school on winter break and break-up with you significant other.
Erin is totally giving Ben the tree toss!
by Constance Burnheart June 19, 2011
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The killing tree

The timber reeks of hell

Swallowed in the covers swell
Rotting face of death

Sodemised and left to god
Occupies abadons lot

The darkest hallows eve
Instincts he can't deceive
Jefferies walking south
Jefferies on a leave
The killing tree represents a dump sight
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The killing tree

The timbers reak of hell
Swallowed in the covers swell

Rotting face of death
Sodemized and left to god
The darkest hallows eve
Instincts he can't deceive
Jeffries walking south

Ijeffries on a leave
by Dick shaver 1 January 29, 2022
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Cunt-tree

(place) Brothel, gathering of prostitutes, or a country known for having promiscuous women.

(Plant) Type of plant that either grows too much or too little annoying the grower, a plant that looks like a cunt (venus flytrap).

(Part of body) engorged clitoris that stands semi-errect resembling a "tree stump", (aka "Cunt-Treestump"). The hair beginning at the vaginal/perineal area and ending at the bellybutton.
After the bar we should head to the Cunt-Tree Inn to get laid.

Man the chick in that bikini has a hell of a cunt-tree, I'd like to rumble in that jungle!

I got my girl so horny that her cunt-tree looked like it turned into a tiny dick and wanted to fuck ME!?
by Blantern January 12, 2021
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Banana Tree

Wanna join me, Benjamin, and Nathaniel in the banana tree? We'd really like you to cum with us.
by BT404 August 09, 2020
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tree bopper

a white male with a large right arm a loves playing with his trunk
you’re a true tree bopper
by Hoy Boy February 07, 2018
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