Shit Swig

A person who cannot handle their alcohol (same as lightweight)

Jonathan: "Christopher would you like another drink?"

Christopher: "No mate I think I've had too many spritzers already"

Jonathan: "Shit Swig!"

by Tullygeneric July 5, 2010

shit flapper

A dried piece of dog shit that accumulates on near the ass of a dog. The shit flapper will open and close as the dog has to fart, or take an additional shit, much like the cover on the smokestack of a diesel truck.

I've got to cut the shit flapper off my dogs ass, it's starting to crumble onto the floor.

by Johnlange January 13, 2017

Shit-Tear

That one shit you take that makes you tear up

Friend: hey man I took the best shit ever that I got a shit-tear
Friend 2: Cool! I got my first shit-tear yesterday

by Ssta February 14, 2020

shit honked

New England jargon for "Wicked Fucked Up"

"Dood. I was wicked pissah drunk last night. Completely shit honked!"

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

Shit Ballerina

The act of raising one's knees while on the commode, leaving only the tippy-toes on the floor. The resulting position resembles a plie squat with feet in pointe, and isolates nerve endings in the sphincter to provide heightened sensation. This technique is preferred by those who enjoy butt-play as part of sex, especially during masturbation.

Spencer's boss complained about the amount of time he spends on the toilet, until Spencer explained he's a shit ballerina.

by Shoobastank September 9, 2019

shit-muffler

a device or appliance yet to be invented to 'muffle' the sound of your shit hitting the water and/or associated/simultaneous farting.

"i could have used a shit-muffler this morning, that curry and 10 beers to wash it down i had last night really made things awkward at the handbasins as the airport toilets were bustling"

by chrisee t August 8, 2012

Victory Shit!

The Rewarding feeling of taking a shit after SPRINTING! to the bathroom, when u think your not going to make it and as soon as you drop your pants and put your buttcheeks on the toilet, Ploppers come out..............and fortunatly u have plenty of toilet paper. as u finish u walk around with your arms rasided!!

steve- where were u and why are u walking with your hands above your head?
me- did i just took the greatest "Victory Shit!" i thought i wasnt going to make it

steve- LOL niceeeeee

by AXmoney May 30, 2011