rip monster

A lament for the death of any loved thing but mainly as an affirmation of sarcastic fail. Originally from a classic 4chins image board post. “Monster was a good DOGGO. He chased the postman, ate bacon. Mom was gonna take him to the Vet but she couldn’t afford it. Monster died today. Rip Monster.”

Tony says ‘Hey watch me Kickflip this 12step.’ (Eats shit)
Bam responds, ewwww, RIP MONSTER’

by Astrofox21 December 7, 2022

moonk monster

A woman of unsightly figure who sells vagina who makes just enough to keep up her everyday life and necessities.

“I slid this Moonk Monster a $5 piece cause she ate this dick after my workout lol just nasty right”?

by That.pmf March 19, 2021

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

"may we all be mud monsters."

by DefinitelyNotCoveredInShiit September 19, 2021

Monster Cock

A cock so it will bush your boyfriends nut

“Woah, my boyfriend got a monster cock”
“I know, he was with me last night”

by LuraDaddy November 6, 2018

Monster

Monster is an energy drink that was introduced by Hansen Natural Company in April of 2002. Monster has a 35% share of the energy drink market.

I had some Monster today!

by IS THAT REAL February 4, 2021

X-Box Monster

That cheap ass energy drink you can buy in Lidl

Heyoo brotherman, will you get me an X-Box Monster in Lidl?

Ofc my homedog!

by Handrup May 11, 2021

Panty monster

Boyfriend who knows how to get you so wet, he ruins all your panties by leaving you so moist .

Ashley; I need to do a new load of laundry.
Jess: didn't you just wash?
Ashley: yeah, but my boyfriends such a panty monster, I have to do a load of just panties

Jess: ooh girl if he gets you that wet; i'd want me a panty monster

by sadgirl69 March 9, 2015