too shook to look

When you wake up in the morning and look ugly as fuck and know it but don’t want to confirm it

Damn I bet I look like yesterday’s shit! Well I’m too scared to look anyways! I’m way too shook to look

by Kermit-the-frog March 21, 2018

shook by your look

When one is so shook by the way one looks that they die and fall on the cold floor and roll all around was utter amazement

I am so sister shook by your look I might need to take a breather

by shoooooooooooooooooooooooooook September 25, 2018

Bing Bong Lookin’ Ass

Someone who looks similar to a privileged toe head ass fool.

That boy used a 100$ bill at the Dollar General, Bing Bong Lookin’ Ass.

by PolonColon November 24, 2018

Kylo Ren lookin’ headass

A person who has the appearance and/or physique of Adam Driver (actor who plays Kylo Ren in the Star Wars franchise)

Person 1: you know that one waiter at the Ihop near Walmart?
Person 2: which one?
Person 1: the one that’s a Kylo Ren lookin’ headass
Person 2: oooh, yeah I know him!
Person 1: he has mega autism.
Person 2: LOL,big fax!

by MacropenisShaggySkooks December 9, 2018

playground swing lookin ass

someone with really thin arms but a really thicc ass.

random guy: i have a condition where my upper extremities are very small but my hips are huge.
second random guy: nah bro u just a playground swing lookin ass.

by JewelsHax February 10, 2019

“Something to be” looking ass

When somebody has a neat buzz cut, fully exposing the forehead

That “something to be” looking ass dude over there just said that Foster The People is the best band in the world

by DsDirtyDan July 9, 2019

Elmer Fudd lookalike

Someone who looks like Elmer Fudd. But bears an uncanny resemble. Former Australian prime minister Kevin Rudd.

The Elmer Fudd lookalike threw his sandwich down, and got his gun. Shhhh, we go a wunting now!

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019