Golden Piano 

A sexual act conducted by women whose vaginas have been destroyed by pushing out future steroid abusers.

The woman lays on her back and fucks every single poor person they can whilst pissing on them constantly from her enormous fadge.

"I can't believe she managed the entire population of Stoke in that Golden Piano, we're gonna need a bigger mop"

Golden Piano by GoldenPianoman December 27, 2018

Golden tissue 

When your wanking and you believe your finished but really you pissed

Oh shit I have a golden tissue

Golden tissue by Golden tissue expert January 1, 2019

Golden Gloved

The act of urinating into a latex glove and then slapping someone and popping it on your partners face

I got golden gloved last night and totally wasn’t expecting it!

Golden Gloved by Masterdebator1234567 January 2, 2019

golden marshmallow 

A woman who is beautifully tanned and sweet

A marshmallow that has been roasted to Golden perfection on an open flame

That is one golden marshmallow of a woman.

I've only seen a golden marshmallow on the food Network.

golden marshmallow by Aroach January 22, 2019

Golden terd 

A terd one lays while "on-the-clock"

Hey, Bobbie watch the line while I go take a golden terd. Might be gone awhile.

Golden terd by Motrey January 26, 2019

Goldigger 

A girl that hangs around with boys that own a Porsche, Ferrari, Lamborghini, possibly Bugatti, or a huge-ass Mansion.(The girl wants him for all his money)

Yo I'm gonna get a date. Better hide my address and my Lambo so the goldiggers don't notice me. I want a real bitch who loves me for my penis.

Goldigger by A Fellow User February 12, 2019

Golden Nugget 

A funny or valuable piece of information that someone says. Also can be said as “Golden Nugs.” Like when you’ve had a hard day and you really just need a golden chicken nugget. It’s the golden moment of humor that you treasure.

Did you catch that golden nugget? You have to listen to him he will just drop one when you’re not paying attention it’s too funny to miss.

Don’t miss out on his jokes they are golden nugs

Golden Nugget by Kanga February 15, 2019