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eating workplace shit

An expression used to describe the commonplace employee experience when a state or federal agency hires folks because of their advanced degrees and licensure and then gradually eases them, after the honeymoon phase, into what feels like slave labor, and retains them, due to steady and therefore relatively decent pay, frequent paid days off and a seemingly cushy pension.
I am a doctor who has been eating workplace shit for more than a decade, but after this period of indentured servitude and gradually increasing mental and physical illness, I have stepped halfway off the pirate ship and hope to be vigorously swimming soon.
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Eating Gucci

Means doing all alright or feeling good or has a great experience , doesn't necessarily mean eating good food
hope all my friends are eating gucci this festive season
Eating Gucci by Alade December 25, 2020
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wallet eater 

Slang term for a very expensive event, place or person.
Look up “wallet eater” in the dictionary and you’ll find a picture of my ex.
wallet eater by Dr Bunnygirl August 22, 2019

German eater

Someone who is lying, (chatting shit)

About someone or somthing
Connor you haven’t had sex with more then 2 girls

Connor reply’s, yes I have

Ad responds your such a German eater
German eater by ThekillerG November 25, 2019

Jam eater 

Initially a term of abuse, because some local miners were too poor to put meat in their sandwiches.

Now a term of solidarity for the people of West Cumbria who struggled successfully through hard times, especially the inhabitants of White'evan (Whitehaven) and Wukitn (Workington).
Are you a jam eater? (West Cumbrian)
Me marra fray Merypoort sa jam eater too! Ahreet?
Jam eaters n prood of it!
Jam eater by Jam eater July 17, 2009

Glue Eater 

A popular term used in the mobile game, "Fire Emblem Heroes", typically used to describe players who decide to turtle up on one space of the map and tank every enemy coming at them from said space.

A term to describe those that refuse to use any strategy and instead try to beat the game's content by having all the enemies come to them, either winning or losing in the process.
Aw man! This Brave Ike just end turned on my Aether Raids defense team again! What a glue eater!
Glue Eater by Salty FEH Player November 1, 2020

Eating a girl out 

When you flick your tongue over a girls clit eventually making her cum. This can also consist of sticking your tongue deep inside the pussy as far as it goes which is less orgasmic.
¨I was Eating a girl out the other day and she wouldn´t stop moaning, I was flicking my tongue to make her cum more tho which would explain a lot.¨