Distorted Duck

A male or female who see them selves as the ducks nuts, they Pretend to walk the walk, they Pretend to talk the talk, but in reality they can't even use Google maps to find their way around the local duck pound.

Pal says: Girl I got this send me the address I'll be there in 5.
John says: Dude address has been send many many times it's straight through the duck pound, come on now I thought you knew your shit bro, and oi didn't we have a job on last week? You confused bro.
Pal ends up walking around for hours to finally arrive, with an over the top explaination as to what took them so long to hide the fact that they are indeed nothing more then a Distorted Duck

by answer2no1 May 29, 2021

Duck Von

Unintentionally saying "sorry" to everything you say.

"Sorry."

"For what?"

"Sorry, I pulled a Duck Von."

by SassTheo June 08, 2017

dodging duck

a vieled reference to a place known to be popular with androgynous folks

"Hey, lets 'all' go drink some beer at the dodging duck

by poshbach November 11, 2008

reverse leg duck face

The trend going around where girls squat for every picture that is taken.

The reverse leg duck face is defying the laws of gravity, and I don't understand it.

by #FYPC July 10, 2014

Black as a ducks guts

Black as a ducks guts is a term used in australian slang to tell someone that the weather looks horrible

"Mate look, its as black as a Ducks guts. We should hit the frog and toad

by Dunny licker May 08, 2023

duck whore

leonie

leonie is such a duck whore shes so ducky and whorey

by jacoaja April 21, 2022

Long Duck

A duck with a long neck and is bigger in size

Person 1 why are there so many long ducks and so little short geese
Person 2 guacamole

by Jay_mal April 09, 2019