One Crack Mind

A person who uses crack, and EVERYTHING they do is based upon getting and using crack cocaine.

That hoe (whore) is cheap. She has a one crack mind!

One Crack Mind by Lbarber357 April 3, 2009

ash crack 

ash crack is 'crack' or a joke that is in no way, shape or form the slightest bit funny and makes a man want to cry. Something that is said to be ash crack can be a poor effort of sarcasm or a comment that is intended to be funny but everything falls still and stops breathing, dies a little and commonly tumble weeds roll across scenery. People have been known to have that bad 'ash crack' that they have been put inside tyres and burnt alive (worse case scenario) common punishments include slaps and verbal abuse. 'Ash' can also mean 'dead'

A: 'pass me them turkey twizlers'
B: ' I turkey twizzled your mum'
A: ' NO, that was ash crack'
B: ' yer right in her crack'
(que tumble weed, verbal abuse and wet fish slap)

e.g. somebody starts telling a really long crap joke. You yell 'Just bore off with your ash crack, your giving me a boregasm!'

ash crack by robbo18 April 17, 2011

nerve crack 

A nerve crack is when someone has given up on everything, maybe because chronic and unresolved grief; unemployment; academic, occupational, and social stress; and ; deception from a loved one; and other sudden major life changes.

Mannnn!, I'm having a nerve crack " Cause its very hard to take a decisions , should i or should not , and why?

nerve crack by ahtikin March 18, 2015

big crack 

Large split in anus

I ate his big crack

big crack by Big crack November 11, 2017

cat's crack 

To make a complete mess of something, to fail miserably to achieve your objectives.

WIFE: Did the furniture arrive from IKEA last night?
HUSBAND: Yes.
WIFE: Was my fold-away bed couch with built-in foot spa there?
HUSBAND: Yes.
WIFE: Ooooh!! Will you assemble it for me?
HUSBAND: I started on it last night, but I made a cat's crack of it.

cat's crack by Mícheál Mac Fheorais May 15, 2006

My juicy bum crack 

My black juicy ass

My juicy bum crack has no friends.

My juicy bum crack by Josh (has a massive cock) July 1, 2017

conker crack 

Someone who balls hang at the same height, can result in pain if they have fat inner thighs..

"fuck me just crossed my legs and crack my conkers, argh.."

conker crack by Derek Danksworth June 25, 2005