PENILE CHOCOLATE FLAPJACK

When you're having anal sex with a female and you get erectile dysfunction during intercourse and your dick goes into the shape of a square and when you pull it out the tip is covered in shit looking like a slice of chocolate flapjack

I had anal for the first time last night and when I pulled out I went full penile chocolate flapjack

by Fuckknuckles November 4, 2016

Chocolate Top Spin

Shit yourself while doing a handstand. Make sure she has a spoon ready.

chocolate top spin

by The Wrapper DBag November 4, 2009

chocolate mushroom stamp

After fucking your chick (or dude) in the ass, you pull out your dick and slap her (or him) in the face thus giving them a shitty mushroom stamp hence the chocolate mushroom stamp.

My chick loves chocolate so I fucked her in the ass pulled out and smacked her in the forehead with my mushroom tip leaving a glorious looking chocolate mushroom stamp. I never had anal sex with her again :(

by Alan C Scott April 28, 2008

Terry's Chocolate Lemon

To both urinate and deficate in one's underwear simultaneously.

Izzie had been drinking all day and had unfortunately produced a Terry's Chocolate Lemon.

by Owen Davies May 21, 2008

chocolate legs

Chocolate legs: (verb) when your little brother accidently shits on his legs n tries to convince you that it is chocolate, he also convinces himself to prove it by licking it!! EWWWWYYY!

chocolate legs: my brother shit himself and then said it was chocolate we knew the difference and he still ate it, yuck

by Theressa Burton July 26, 2006

Chocolate dipped cone

this is what happens if you don't wash your penis after anal sex.

Alonzo nailed Ebony in the ass, and didn't clean up. Now he has a chocolate dipped cone.

by Cheif November 28, 2004

chocolate north star

When a man fits all five of his fingers into a womens ass and then pulls them out. He then proceeds to open his palm and stretches it toward the sky.

At the company picnic this girl got a chocolate north star.

by Ian1 May 28, 2006