Chocolate Spider Web

When someone doesn't wipe well enough after a wet dump and the remaining poop dries up in their butt hair...

Jermey ran out of toilet paper and got a *Chocolate Spider Web* in his pantaloons after having explosive diarrhea.

by Lord fartamor August 16, 2021

Chocolate Snow Cone

When a girl is eating out your ass after a large shit and you suck the shit from your ass off her tongue

My buddy Derek said he took home two whales last night and gave them both a Chocolate Snow Cone

by anonymous July 6, 2021

chocolate mushroom stamp

After fucking your chick (or dude) in the ass, you pull out your dick and slap her (or him) in the face thus giving them a shitty mushroom stamp hence the chocolate mushroom stamp.

My chick loves chocolate so I fucked her in the ass pulled out and smacked her in the forehead with my mushroom tip leaving a glorious looking chocolate mushroom stamp. I never had anal sex with her again :(

by Alan C Scott April 28, 2008

Terry's Chocolate Lemon

To both urinate and deficate in one's underwear simultaneously.

Izzie had been drinking all day and had unfortunately produced a Terry's Chocolate Lemon.

by Owen Davies May 21, 2008

chocolate legs

Chocolate legs: (verb) when your little brother accidently shits on his legs n tries to convince you that it is chocolate, he also convinces himself to prove it by licking it!! EWWWWYYY!

chocolate legs: my brother shit himself and then said it was chocolate we knew the difference and he still ate it, yuck

by Theressa Burton July 26, 2006

chocolate north star

When a man fits all five of his fingers into a womens ass and then pulls them out. He then proceeds to open his palm and stretches it toward the sky.

At the company picnic this girl got a chocolate north star.

by Ian1 May 28, 2006

Chocolate dipped cone

this is what happens if you don't wash your penis after anal sex.

Alonzo nailed Ebony in the ass, and didn't clean up. Now he has a chocolate dipped cone.

by Cheif November 28, 2004