A Royale with Cheese

What they call a quarter pounder with cheese and I'm France, y'know cause the metric system and shit.

John: you know in Paris you can get a beer in McDonald's and you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese.
Sam L.: They don't call it a quarter pounder with cheese?
John: No they got the metric system, they don't know what the fuck a quarter pounder is.
Sam L.: What do they call it?
John: A Royale with cheese

by ThyLocalCrackDealer January 21, 2019

cheese dip

cool, nice, good

Wow, that shirt is really cheese dip

by jizzney January 24, 2019

Shmeg Cheese

At Orgasm, when your dick produces this salty piss like liquid known as Cum or Semen, and you spray it on someone, therefore, you are ejaculating on them.

So, I started to masturbate and my girlfriend said she wanted shmeg cheese sprayed all over her face and tits, so then, I was ejaculating on her.

by Shmeg.Cheese February 9, 2019

Processed Cheese

When Canadians eat/see American cheese it is known as "Processed Cheese"

Eww get that "Processed Cheese" away from me

by What is YOUR handle?! October 4, 2018

Ass Cheese

Dick cheese is what forms when you nut in someones ass, then insert a butt plug. Do this multiple times and the cum will start to ferment into dick cheese.

Damn man, her Ass Cheese tasted hella good last night.

by SenpaiYasuo May 16, 2018

Slut Cheese

Spray cheese in a can. It's called slut cheese because it squirts/

Dude give me some slut cheese so I can dip my nachos in it

by namtab123 May 21, 2018

cheese boons

Take cheese wiz and squirt it in to a womans vagina and eat it out.

Dam I feel like I needs some crackers after that cheese boons

by Poonnan May 24, 2018