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jag bag

1. a statement which describes the unfortunate, the sorry, or the lowly, but not as to demean the person. the term "jag bag" is generally used as a term of endearment - a way to let them know they are down, but not out.

2. someone who is doing something unintelligent.

3. by adding -ing can also be used as a verb. "he's jag bagging around." meaning the person is wasting too much time doing something stupid.
"Dude, you're being a jag bag!"
by Chris Johnson & Sean Mulligan January 11, 2006
mugGet the jag bagmug.

t-bags

Hey, that hit me right in the Tbags
by Tbagz August 7, 2003
mugGet the t-bagsmug.

horses in the bag

A mock of “horses in the back” by Lil Nas X, as it’s completely impossible to tell whether he’s saying bag or back.
“I will... ride till I can’t no more I got the horses in the bag, they just ate a flag”
by Matestreymy May 16, 2019
mugGet the horses in the bagmug.

Plastic Bag

Elderly woman who has had too much cosmetic surgery.
Why does grandma need breast implants? She's already a plastic bag!
by desertfox07 December 15, 2014
mugGet the Plastic Bagmug.

off the bag

The moment when a guy starts to get wood and his shaft comes of his sack. Usually a phrase of general sexual excitement.
When Dave saw Julie, he was "off the bag" within minutes because he thinks she's soooooo hot.
by jasper32 January 16, 2011
mugGet the off the bagmug.

E-bag

To electronically teabag in a virtual environment featuring humanoid avatars, such as on PlayStation Home.
Dude! While she's sitting on that bench, go dance and thrust your avatar's pelvis in her face! You'll totally E-bag her!
by BigNastyOgre April 11, 2009
mugGet the E-bagmug.

Bag Chowder

Jizz, Sperm, Man Hood, Another slang for jizz filled Testicles.
Jackson was pleasuring himself and blew some Bag Chowder on the magazine.

Willie's Bag Chowder is ready to blow at any moment
by Z Man Cameth May 30, 2006
mugGet the Bag Chowdermug.

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