When someone sticks their dick (Without a condom) in a cabinet and slams the cabinet door on your dick.
Hey step-sis, I'm gonna stick my dick in your cabinet because I'm a cabinet fucker and Lauren left me.
by Lauren's Ex November 12, 2019

A person, usually a male in his mid 30s-40s, whos so obsessed with trucks that they would basically have sex with one.
by beeeeeeeebo0 December 4, 2022

When you call someone a Lil Fucker it means your calling someone a short guy annoying as fuck or they are just so dumb you can’t explain it.
by MR RANDOM. November 26, 2024

by keto September 15, 2015

Different from door sexual a door fucker is someone who is overly pleased from cutting a hole in a door a fucking the dorussy
by I FUCK DOORS May 5, 2022

Brenda: "I got sent to the principal's office today for allegedly telling the teacher to fuck that fucking fucker in regards to the principal, but I got in even worse trouble when the principal asked about my comment and I told him that I had actually said to make love to that lovemaking lovemaker. Which one is worse?"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023

Instead of masturbating like a normal person. This person is obsessed with fucking KFC Chicken. Just the smell of chicken makes them go crazy. Even the thought of colonel Sanders makes them think of nutting into some gooey KFC gravy.
by TheMotherPlucker July 10, 2022
