I'm a bitch

Something a Riley would say to make people feel bad for them or sad for them only because they want attention or it might be said by someone telling the truth about them

Riley:I'm a bitch
Me:that's why we don't like you

by Dantheman816 November 12, 2021

I'm depressed

me to imma commit sudoku.

"I'm depressed af bich"

by murder :D December 3, 2024

I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars

Code for "I want to bang this whale."

"Dude, she's big boned"
"I know man. I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars"

by Khyzer September 18, 2019

I'm just a chill guy

A guy who does not care about anything.

Bro1: Bro look at the two couples.

Bro2: I do not care i'm just a chill guy.

by Ninjaltf December 12, 2024

i'm not your hoe

in other words “im not your booty call” or “you can’t just call me when you want to have sex”

guy : hey girl wanna come over tonight, and have some fun?

girl : “ i'm not your hoe !”

by young girl 1235 February 9, 2024

I'm bmvdybge

I'm so angry and sadge that I cba to think of a word to describe me

Jo- you're a bitchy bitch face
Me- omg you poopoohead now I'm bmvdybge
Jo- oh no I'm so sorry

by Nangrad January 3, 2023

I don't know i'm Thuli

Something you say when you don't know a topic or an answer. It is a form of ragebait against your peers. Originated from the island of Sri Lanka, where it was found written on a slab of clay, in an unknown language.

Mike: Yo did you fix your car
Kelvin: I don't know i'm Thuli...

by Matthew Regozo October 28, 2025