I'm going to fail this test

A phrase often said by annoying high school girls right before taking a test that they know they most certainly will not fail.

Girl 1: "I'm going to fail this test"
Everyone else: "You literally studied more than this entire class combined, STFU-"

by Geckoli December 09, 2023

I'm only joking

having a joke.

I'm only joking about going to heaven.

by Debskelly1985 March 07, 2023

I'm not that green

Not that petty

A jawn : my name ..... duh
A jawn: duh not my last name tho cuz folks be playin to much

Folk: I'm not that green ( I'm not that petty )

by A jawn April 18, 2017

I'm in lesbians with you

A saying used to tell someone, often a Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World fan, that you're in love with them. According to Scott, it's the L word, But according to Wallace, the L word is love.

Person 1: "Dude i'm in lesbians with you"
Person 2: "Oh lesbian? I support you"
Person 1: "no, I'm in LESBIANS with you!!!"

by Cammyreal August 22, 2024

i'm a goner

The daughter of a Maiden who eats monsters and sleeps with meat every night

Did you hear the new Devo song? No. I'm a goner, billy. Did you see that I'm a goner? Her mom is a Maiden who eats monsters and sleeps with meat!

by SimDevoSlipknot August 21, 2017

If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true

Or Batman.

Charlatan "If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true! It's embedded in the structure of the universe!"

Hym "Yes. Of course. You're clearly not a petty charlatan and a tyrant and you're clearly not using fascist collusion and gaslighting to enrich yourself and subvert the government. And it's NOT opposite world. All of these things are clearly not the case and no one is going to die as a direct result of you doing that."

by Hym Iam January 21, 2025

I'm a cup

ok

cup 1: Hey guess what?
cup 2: What?
*silence*
cup 1: I'm a cup
cup 2: A what?
cup 1: I'm a cup

by SpicyHamsandwich February 03, 2023