tighter than bark on a tree

This phrase can describe many people we have the pleasure of knowing and have to deal with on a daily basis;
Such as, stingy ass pricks who wouldn't loan you a dollar to save your life AND EVEN IF THEY DID... there would be 70% interest.
Aswell as "no bullshit" parents who force their kids (and other people's kids) to act like good fucking Catholic school boys with consequences of "a knuckle sandwich" and or "tanning your hide" in tandem with threats like "If you keep it up like this, you won't be able to sit for a week!" or " You'd better watch your smart mouth buster!"

"Damn Daniel, your dad is tighter than bark on a tree!"

"You don't even know the half of it, Billy."

by 《Your Wife's Boyfriend》 October 6, 2020

Tree gap hitter

The most perfect human being to grace the earth, these people are the best at everything ever.

You see Jeremiah over there, I think he's a tree gap hitter

by reufcdnuc8ewiurwqerc November 24, 2022

Tree Trunk

Someone who is particularly sluggish at soccer. He might have the physique for it but there is something inconsistent about his capacity to sprint or even jog with the ball without reaching a full stop.

The reference to a log or a tree trunk comes from the spanish translation “tronco”, which implies his motionlessness.

If it weren’t for Bofo Bautista we would’ve definitely beat Argentina at the world cup. It’s probably the worst substitution in the competition’s history, the guy doesn’t even understand the way the numbers on the back of the shirt are supposed to work plus he’s a tree trunk. See if this manager doesn’t get fired straight away.

by Mrbigglesworth123456 November 18, 2023

tree speak

all manners of gibberish spoken by too far gone drug addicts (mostly psychedelic users)

tree: there are some Asian countries that offer tripsitting cuz of some religious stuff so you can safely consume virtually infinite amounts of drug combos you know like DMT+MDMA+LSD for extra good trip to unlock your spiritual power you can virtually become God after that

random onlooker: tree speak

by dropthedrugs March 19, 2024

Tree

Another word to say three (by retards)

I have TREE apples (I have three apples)

by poteticman June 30, 2021

Tall Trees get cut down

The act of smashing a female who is taller than you.

Homie: ayo fam would you fuck a tall girl?
Homie 2: Hell yeah nigga tall trees get cut down too.
Homie: Facts

by anonymous June 8, 2022

Tree whore

A female who congregates between men to smoke their herb

You're smoking with my ex, she's a tree whore.

by Jboneak July 19, 2020