fake five

When your high five is insincere

That was definitely a fake five and phony

by Tamkin cpa May 23, 2019

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fake ni🅱️🅱️a

When a ni🅱️🅱️a be hatin’ on stg, then denying it later

-Gábor is a fake ni🅱️🅱️a.

-Why, what did he do?
-He hated on the Queen concert, then he told Lewa he liked it.

-Then he is one fake ass ni🅱️🅱️a

by Gucci Cannibal November 14, 2017

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Five mile fake out

when your checking out someone from a distance and when you get closer it turn out it was nothing like what you thought she/him would look like.

dang that girl in the blue dress looks good *walks closer to girl* uuhhhmmm never mind its a five mile fake out, she looks 40.

by Santa’s brother June 27, 2018

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fake religious

People who act holy and self righteous when things go their way, but become pieces of shit when you disagree with them or call them out on their b.s.

Ali: "It's better to forgive and worry about yourself. We should all just agree for the sake of peace."
Omer: "I disagree."
Ali: "Wtf is wrong with you!? Are you stupid or retarded? Why can't you see I'm right?"
Omer: "How are you right?"
Ali: "Because I went to Yale, I pray everyday, am successful and everyone likes me."
Omer: "How does that make you right?"
Ali: "Wtf do you know Omer? You work in sales. And have like 50 followers. You barely know 10 surahs. I mean, you don't even have a beard."

Omer: "You just fake religious."

by Seven Eight6 April 9, 2020

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