Cod Job

The act of playing call of duty and having a lady friend suck your wiener

WOW! That cod job really hit the spot.

by Darb and Shayden December 31, 2011

Lemon Job

A girl places a lemon on a guy's penis and proceeds to give him a hand job using that lemon. Then, the girl takes the lemon off and gives the guy a blow job. However, the blow job is exceedingly unsatisfying for the girl because the lemon has caused the penis to become very sour and acidic.

Natalie gave me a lemon job last night. It felt great except she kept having to stop every two minutes because she claimed my dick was too sour.

by Seth Simonson March 5, 2011

Crowe Job

An earnest attempt to prove a point that fails.

We were almost conviced, but the whole thing turned into a Crowe Job.

by Texas555 September 20, 2009

numb job

When you sit on your hand until its numb then masturbate.

dude 1: so wut did you do last night?
dude 2: I had nothing to do so a did a numb job!
dude 1: sounds fun. I'm gunna try it.

by ~>El Padrino!<~ May 22, 2009

rub job

(1) cleaning -removing the funky film found on the surface of everything in the known universe!!, accomplished by repeated rubbing with some cleaner/s and/or abrasive.

(2) sex and pain relief -achieving satisfaction of one kind or another via rubbing; ie: rubbing ones' cock, clitoris, tits, back, feet, head, tubing...on and on...........

A RUB JOB IS ALWAYS CYCLICAL!! AND PRETTY MUCH IS WITH ONE FROM CRADLE TO GRAVE!!!

the college boy longed to give those pert tits a rub job

the charwoman did a rub job on king foolsley's toilet bowl

i did a rub job on my crank, till i had a geyser!

mark did a rub job on judy's feet

by michael foolsley December 22, 2009

Jew Job

just like when someone gives you a blow job only the person giving the pleasure has coins like pennies and nickels and such in their mouth

I heard that Mort used his spare change to get a Jew Job.

by joeyjordison72 February 21, 2010

head job

for a hairdresser to preform a service.

'I have 15 minutes till my next head job, better oil my sissors'

by kellypp October 16, 2005