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blow job 

A revolutionary new-old rave post punk romantic revival band that had a string of two top fourty hits in the late early 90s.

In their second album they abbreviated their band name to "BJ".

Their first album was called "You can feel spots" and had hits such as "get away now", "crabs" and "could just be pearlies".

Their second album was titled "I'm not sure", and contained two hit singles- "Do I like the taste?" and "It went up my airpipe." There was a critically acclaimed bonus track titled- "this is all an innuendo."

A terrible, terrible band.
Bailey- I just got the new BJ album.
Lucy- Oh yeah, blow job's first album was alright. How's this one?
Bailey- BJs are shit once you've had the whole thing.
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Hard Job 

When it appears that the only reason a woman has a certain job is the fact that she is so attractive that she has a long line of men wanting to have sex with her.
Check out that MTV VJ! She must have a hard job.
Hard Job by Mr. Leopard July 30, 2008

plim job 

When a guy is taking an upper decker while receiving a blow job from a girl pooping in the main bowl of the toilet facing the male.
I was at a party this weekend and got a plim job from a total babe.
plim job by richard ping June 28, 2011

Getting a Job 

What you should be doing instead of watching TV all day/playing WoW/posting shit on Urban dictionary
"You're 30 years old and you live at home! You should be out getting a job you lazy fuck!"
Getting a Job by jakebass74 June 24, 2009

Hospital Job 

Beating someone to such a degree that he or she must stay overnight in a hospital.
"Christ, my new boss could really use a hospital job."
Hospital Job by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

odd job bob a job bob

an odd job bob a job bob does odd jobs for the odd bob, or to put it a different way - A person who never has a propper job and makes money by doing odd jobs here and there, for example painting Alberts shed for a tenner or washing cars for a quid a time. Usually they make most of their money by claiming dole though, and only do odd jobs because they get paid cash in hand.
Dave: That Bob is a right odd job bob a job bob
John: Hows that then?
Dave: 'Cuz he does odd jobs for the odd bob.
odd job bob a job bob by MJ October 26, 2003