happy crystals

The crystalline form of methamphetamine

I was having a hard day today until my guy delivered my happy crystals to me; nothing beats that euphoric feeling!

by BekahBooVT July 15, 2019

happy greeting

When two people shake hands and put a penis between both hands. Shaking until completion.

Me and Emily had a very happy greeting last night until I came

by Wermgear July 20, 2019

Happiness

a person who looks, talks, acts, and IS Han Jisung of Stray Kids

“omg that person is my happiness”

“they aren’t han jisung, so that is incorrect”

by stan day6 July 22, 2019

Happy

Nobody can ever be happy
trying to be happy is a waste of time and it's not possible to be happy
being happy is a way you feel and you can't ever achieve being happy

person 1: damn she looks so happy
person 2: I'm not ok

by thanossnap July 29, 2019

Happiness

A myth

My friend: I so happy!! I could die of happiness!!
Me: I thought that was a myth

by Galaxy aura (a waste of space) November 17, 2019

Happiness

something I’ll never have.

Karen: Aren’t you just full of happiness?
Me: Sureeee(no dumbass)

by thatdumpsterrat November 19, 2019

happy sausage roll

When your so happy you sausage roll stands up.

Your happy sausage roll is standing up.

by Raman Packets November 21, 2019